Shwasey 

So fucking raw it’s ridiculous.

Chrissy: bro you’re shirt is pretty shwasey

Avery: bro I fucking know

Shwasey by averyakabeast69 October 11, 2018

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

shwasty 

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

shwasty by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

shwastypants 

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

shwastypants by you would like to know July 18, 2006

shwasty 

adj. to be drunk, i.e. shitted, wasted and toasty.

Dude, Adam fell in the fire last night. Yah, he was shwasty.

shwasty by MooneyK June 2, 2009

Shwaey 

Show me the way

God, please shwaey along the journey.

Shwaey by Calybwithay September 24, 2021

shwasty 

drunk with swagger

lets get shwasty this weekend and meet up with some pretty ladies!

shwasty by suacyonsundays August 12, 2012