Shuven

A Shuven is someone's light. A Shuven is the type to remind you everyday of how high value you are to him. A Shuven will be your voice of reason and happiness. They will never let you have the darkest of days only the brightest of times. A Shuven will love you unconditional no matter how stubborn you are. They will always make the effort to put a smile on your face and make your heart glow and warm like fire during winter. They are forever faithful and devoted to the ones they love and cherish the most.

Girl: I feel sad today. I need a Shuven
Shuven: What can I do for my princess?

by ellowello November 22, 2021

Shuve

When you're a dumb ass cunt who can't spell shove.

Shuve this up your ass 🖕

by HectorTheDumbassCunt August 10, 2016

souvenereal

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.

That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!

by Chrish77 February 18, 2020

Shiven

The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s very sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He can take your breath away and leaves you speechless and also can make your head spin, skip a heartbeat. And he also has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will . And also has the greatest respect to the opposite sex but annoy them because its a hint that they are loved by the most amzaing guy.Bottom line Shiven is so AWESOME, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.

He must be like Shiven

by andrew2343 February 23, 2021

souvenir food

Commonly used for corn, or any other food including nuts that will show up in your poop the next day.

Giving you fond memories of the meal you ate the previous day. And sometimes even surprising you, when you were not aware that was one of the ingredients in that stew, soup, or casserole your mom made for you.

I better watch it when I take that second helping of souvenir food. I know it will come back to visit me tomorrow.

by Boozie69 June 29, 2009

Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011

shövenpucker

Shoving super sour candy balls up the anus.

Shövenpucker gives a rush like drugs and alcohol can’t.

by swanhandler220 November 25, 2017