Shuve

When you're a dumb ass cunt who can't spell shove.

Shuve this up your ass 🖕

by HectorTheDumbassCunt August 10, 2016

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

Shiver my nibber

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.

Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

by Anonymous errors January 29, 2020

Shovel Talk

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

by Ifer April 9, 2013

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Shaved Bigfoot

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

hem shave

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011