Shumpei

a high class form of marijuana, originating from the far east in Japan. Shit gets you fucked up, similar to Kush.

Shumpei by Droogie May 24, 2006

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Shumpkin

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

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As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

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Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

Shumpin' by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021

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eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

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A Shumper is a Jumper that has a fake shirt beneath it - Normally suited to a V-Neck style jumper.

"Phil ? Is that a new jumper you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new Shumper !!"

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new york knick player who has the potential to be better than lebrown

iman shumpert

tore his acl like derrick rose being like a true pro

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