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Noun; A little japanese guy who is a gansta balla. Does not like Tibetans.
Shimpei does not like Tashi.
shimpei by ...I wonder who May 22, 2003
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A boy with an insanely tiny penis. Usually skinny and a little bitch. Copies other people and takes credit by showing off.
"Hey check out my dick and watch me dance" "Shut up dildo head. You are such a Shimpei!!"
Shimpei by I'd fuck Rachel January 18, 2009

King Shimpei Isozaki 

The king of St Nicholas between August 2018 and June 2020. He was a legend and everyone loved him.
King Shimpei Isozaki is here! everyone bow!
We all love King Shimpei Isozaki
a high class form of marijuana, originating from the far east in Japan. Shit gets you fucked up, similar to Kush.
"Shit, I got fucked UP off that shumpei last night!"
Shumpei by Droogie May 24, 2006

shimpai shinaide 

shimpai shinaide, tomorrow is another day
shimpai shinaide by krazykraut August 22, 2011
Shee-Pay> //:She pays/

A creature which lives in the southern parts of Asia and feeds on cockroaches and peanuts. Therefore it's mouth has the characteristics of a beaver in order to crush the hard shell of the cockroaches. although it has no nose, it can scent preditors such as the Shahzeb Shahzeb: a three-legged snail with an unpleasent odor produced by it's anus using its anal sections (it has three) from within fifty metres. One of the most mutated Shipeis tend to be able to play cello and say "poo" therefore its most common nickname is Shipoo.
During the years the word Shipoo has developed to describe someone who usually finds a sexual innuedo when it doesn't exist, and also has become a famous shampoo brand in Scandinavian countries, such as Sweden and Denmark.
God, he's such a Shipoo!

Oh don't worry, it's just a shipei.

U know, Shipoo has a new flavoured shampoo for this spring!
Shipei by Dr. Terry Richardson October 18, 2008
A feminine name. Meaning Undifined beauty or known for her fame.

Shimei shone with extravagant beauty
shimei by Alex725 June 6, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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