The art of placing sliced cucumber on somebody's shoulder, whilst conversing, without them noticing.
"The other day i was talking to John and he placed sliced cucumber on my shoulder without me noticing!"
"Yeah, he is really good at Shumber!"
"Yeah, he is really good at Shumber!"
by doinkdude October 18, 2014
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A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.
Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010
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An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
by cartostrata February 2, 2020
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Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."
Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."
Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."
Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."
Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."
by pink cocaine March 29, 2021
Get the Plastic Surgery Slumber Party mug.when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.
"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."
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