Shtonked

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Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

Shtonked by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

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Stonked

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

Stonked by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

Related Words

Shtonked • Stonked • shlonked • Shmonked • Shonked • Shronked • shtanked • Shtoned • shwonked • Stonked out

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

shtanked

Shit faced + tanked = shtanked

Tiffers was so shtanked last night at the bar with C, J-Mo and Foxy! Did you see her dancing on the table?

shtanked by tiffrush August 8, 2008

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shtoned

When you're shtoned, you are so high that u can't even comprehend shit cuz ur shhhtoned. Like me. So shtoned that u can't even say stoned right.

Lets get shhhhtoned

I would've payed child support but then I got shtoned

Heavy on the Shhh

Shtoned by Onii chan~ May 18, 2021

Shonked

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.

After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!

Shonked by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026