Shtonked
Shtonked by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019
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Stonked
Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Stonked by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
Shmonked
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
shtanked
Shit faced + tanked = shtanked
shlonked
Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013
Shtoned
When you're shtoned, you are so high that u can't even comprehend shit cuz ur shhhtoned. Like me. So shtoned that u can't even say stoned right.
Shtoned by Onii chan~ May 18, 2021
Shonked
adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
Shonked by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011
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