by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019
Get the Shtonked mug.Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
Get the Stonked mug.Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
Get the Shmonked mug.Shit faced + tanked = shtanked
Tiffers was so shtanked last night at the bar with C, J-Mo and Foxy! Did you see her dancing on the table?
by tiffrush August 8, 2008
Get the shtanked mug.Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
Get the shlonked mug.When you're shtoned, you are so high that u can't even comprehend shit cuz ur shhhtoned. Like me. So shtoned that u can't even say stoned right.
by Onii chan~ May 18, 2021
Get the Shtoned mug.adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011
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