Shtoned
When you're shtoned, you are so high that u can't even comprehend shit cuz ur shhhtoned. Like me. So shtoned that u can't even say stoned right.
Shtoned by Onii chan~ May 18, 2021
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Stoned
What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
Motionless Stoned
Stoned by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013
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Shtoned • Stoned • stoneder • Stoned Out • Stonedover • Shmoned • Shooned • Stonedaddy • Stonedar • stoned as a rock
get two birds stoned at once
My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
Phone Stoned
Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010
Stoned
A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.
A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
Philosopher Stoned
Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012
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