shwonked

Being of a very drunk state, one person drinking substantial amounts of alcoholic beverages, also known as visiting 'shwonky town'.

Bob got so shwonked he visited shwonky town and there's no going back.

by ShwonkedGeeza September 23, 2016

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

Shtonked

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

by K.Murk November 23, 2014

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013