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A lazy, fat person who always tries to "one-up" a person with a better, yet false story. Often creepy, withdrawn, and rarely in a good mood.
After Alysha packed on the pounds and got cut from the team, she's been a real fuckin shroon!
Shroon by jmb5 November 26, 2011
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Shroom pong 

'shrüm päŋ'

A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.
Dr. Tripp: hey man, I just made a bunch of shroom tea
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!

Shroom nap

/SHro͞om nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.
That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.
9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.
shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004
Originally it was a derogatory term used by Basra's people to refer to the gypsies and the swamps people, but it has become well-know in all of Iraq and Kurdistan after the 70's.

is a slur in the Iraqi dialect of Arabic which means scum people with uncivilized or malicious behaviour, and most of them are involved in terrorist militias, drug trafficking and illegal activities such as oil smuggling, they are known as thieves, Arabs are not allowed to mate with them because of their inferior genes or something like that.

shroogs cannot create a civilized place. They pollute every spot they set foot in like a virus.

They are also hated by Iraqis because of their bad behavior and their ugly appearance.

It's part of their culture to not be functioning members of society, hence they cannot be assimilated, Lower caste shroogs live off welfare for their 15 children, stealing or begging.

Higher cast shroogs engage in organized crime, and they are mostly pimps or prostitution.

It is not uncommon for shroogs to split into clans and kill each other in broad daylight, much to the dismay of police officers who cannot contain their autistic shitflinging.

Shroogs have no sense of fashion nor taste in music and no eye for beauty. They indulge in kitsch of the highest order for example, Zuhair Al-Atwani's videos which became internationally known memes.
Iraq dude: a fucking shroogi stole my BMX.
Shroogi by Baghdad1991 June 23, 2023

shroomery 

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.
If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.
shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020