shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

shrivel

someone who has a penis the size of a peanut

ryan has a shriveled dick

by rajiv May 13, 2005

Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.

Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

Shrivel-pig

An uncircumcised, infected penis

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!

by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019

Shrivel Up and Die

An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.

Emily said 'I hate you Drmusic2, I want you to Shrivel Up and Die!'.

by MM132 September 7, 2019

shrivel-nut

an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.

Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls

No one will want to touch the raisins you call your balls, you damn shrivel-nut

by T.Random December 3, 2010