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Definition of shrivelbag

1: A made-up term used to describe a bitter person who chooses to, for example, criticise a grieving person’s message to their dead father.

2: David Leyonhjelm.

David Leyonhjelm is a nasty shrivelbag

shrivelbag by OldManRanting January 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Shrivelbag

A Shrivelbag is a bald politician who gets eggs broken on his head.

More egg boys needed for this Shrivelbag Lyonhelm.

Shrivelbag by Borgward January 25, 2021

Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

white shriveledge

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears

When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge

white shriveledge by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

scrotum shriveling cold by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

shrivelgash

noun. The female equivalent of limp dick.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.

The smell of him was so vile it gave me instant shrivelgash.

You give me shrivelgash.

I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.

shrivelgash by Alana V. Weatom November 24, 2011

Tiny Shrivel Bag

Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".

I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!

Tiny Shrivel Bag by Hstrykid May 9, 2017

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026