shrivel-nut

an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.

Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls

No one will want to touch the raisins you call your balls, you damn shrivel-nut

shrivel-nut by T.Random December 3, 2010

shrivelnuts 

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

shrivelnuts by Melissa January 28, 2004