Shrimpley

Adjective: Small in stature or emotional maturity

Which dog are you talking about?
The shrimpley one

by Celldamage March 17, 2026

shrimphead

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead

1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)

Wow Brady is a shrimplick.

by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

shrimpees

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps

That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.

by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

scrimply quest

Scrimply quest is an internet joke on tiktok revolving around a fake video game.

"The scrimply quest boss was so hard."
"The scrimply quest theme is so good."

by Spider master February 6, 2023

Shrimple

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.

“That guy has a shrimp!”
“Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”

by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023