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Shrimpled 

After having strenuous sex multiple times, ones dick becomes shrimpled (Shrunk, Crimple, Shrimpy, and Tired)
I met a girl at the bar last night, took her home, banged her and then woke up today with my dick all shrimpled.
Shrimpled by stutterking20 March 18, 2013
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shrimphead 

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
shrimphead by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)
Wow Brady is a shrimplick.
Shrimplick by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.
Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

shrimpees 

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps
That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.
shrimpees by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

Shrimple 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.
“That guy has a shrimp!”
“Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”
Shrimple by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

Scrimbled 

When you accidentally crease a paper in a fixable way
I layed down on my Mad Libs Vacation Book and scrimbled the top part of the page
Scrimbled by 420Kaykay March 27, 2021
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