Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)

Wow Brady is a shrimplick.

Shrimplick by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

shrimplock 

a jit ass motherfucker you can rip off when you need some cash to get some trees

"let's go hustle shrimplock"

shrimplock by D.C. February 14, 2004

skrimpdick 

noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)

noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.

noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.

I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.

Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.

skrimpdick by bigdogsc February 27, 2011

shrimpcocked 

To have an object of importance be placed on the floor or on the opposite side of you in the middle of an assignment or conversation followed by the words “get shrimpcocked”

“Get shrimpcocked” “you just got shrimpcocked”

shrimpcocked by Shrimp_cock69 October 12, 2021

Shrimpdick 

A tiny penis equivalent to a chode

Wow, maxisgay you have a shrimpdick.

Shrimpdick by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

shramplication 

Undisclosed sexual favors for the sake of human survival. This includes, but is not limited to, blow jobs, hand jobs, and basic intercourse. Of course, these actions are dependent upon the exchange of copious amounts of Bud Light.

Mr Chocolate Shakes, Old Man Prez, and their buddies surrendered themselves to shramplication with extraterrestrial, spandex-wearing females for the survival of Earth.

shramplication by MrChocolateShakes March 16, 2011

shrimplife 

having extreme knowledge of a subject and being able to assert said knowledge in the most ignorant way. Completely irrational, individuals accustomed to the shrimplife stand as one of the many paradoxes of our time. People of both sexes are extremely attracted to their shrimplife lifestyle

(silence..) "SHRIMPLIFE!!!!"

shrimplife by Slammin April 14, 2015