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Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)
Wow Brady is a shrimplick.
Shrimplick by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014
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shrimplock 

a jit ass motherfucker you can rip off when you need some cash to get some trees
"let's go hustle shrimplock"
shrimplock by D.C. February 14, 2004

skrimpdick 

noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)

noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.

noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.
I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.

Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.
skrimpdick by bigdogsc February 27, 2011

shrimpcocked 

To have an object of importance be placed on the floor or on the opposite side of you in the middle of an assignment or conversation followed by the wordsget shrimpcocked”
Get shrimpcocked” “you just got shrimpcocked”
shrimpcocked by Shrimp_cock69 October 12, 2021

Shrimpdick 

A tiny penis equivalent to a chode
Wow, maxisgay you have a shrimpdick.
Shrimpdick by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

shramplication 

Undisclosed sexual favors for the sake of human survival. This includes, but is not limited to, blow jobs, hand jobs, and basic intercourse. Of course, these actions are dependent upon the exchange of copious amounts of Bud Light.
Mr Chocolate Shakes, Old Man Prez, and their buddies surrendered themselves to shramplication with extraterrestrial, spandex-wearing females for the survival of Earth.

shrimplife 

having extreme knowledge of a subject and being able to assert said knowledge in the most ignorant way. Completely irrational, individuals accustomed to the shrimplife stand as one of the many paradoxes of our time. People of both sexes are extremely attracted to their shrimplife lifestyle
(silence..) "SHRIMPLIFE!!!!"
shrimplife by Slammin April 14, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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