Shremple 

A place of worship towards Shrek. It is the words shrek and temple and puts them together to make Shremple. Commonly used by people who follow shrekism which is a religion with Shrek as our lord. Most of these people are part of the shrek cult. I am a proud member of the Shrek cult. SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!!!

Come to the Shremple for a worship service tomorrow!

Shremple by ShrekTheGod327 December 1, 2019

Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Shrimple 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.

“That guy has a shrimp!”
“Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”

Shrimple by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

Shrumple 

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

Shrumple by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005

Shremped 

v. To prematurely and undeservedly over-hype a young prospect.

"I honestly see 600+ goals and 1200+ points out of him..."

Man, Hall was going to be an amazing NHL player, but then the Oilers went and Shremped him - Amorak

Shremped by the2bears March 18, 2010

Shrimple tax return 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.

I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

Shrimple tax return by TheDickSwordz March 31, 2023

Shrumplerdump 

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

Shrumplerdump by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008