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Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005
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shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.
Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
by Maria F. November 5, 2019
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Shrimple

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.
That guy has a shrimp!”
Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”
by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023
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scrumple

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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scrumple

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.
"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
by scrumbler May 20, 2014
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Shremple

A place of worship towards Shrek. It is the words shrek and temple and puts them together to make Shremple. Commonly used by people who follow shrekism which is a religion with Shrek as our lord. Most of these people are part of the shrek cult. I am a proud member of the Shrek cult. SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!!!
Come to the Shremple for a worship service tomorrow!
by ShrekTheGod327 December 1, 2019
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