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Shremped 

v. To prematurely and undeservedly over-hype a young prospect.

"I honestly see 600+ goals and 1200+ points out of him..."
Man, Hall was going to be an amazing NHL player, but then the Oilers went and Shremped him - Amorak
Shremped by the2bears March 18, 2010
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Shremped 

When you’re shown a favor or blessing from someone higher up in the crypto world
member got shremped when the someone higher shouted us out.”
Shremped by Shrempster October 9, 2024

Shremped 

When someone in a higher position within the crypto world gives you a favor, shoutout, or recognition. It’s seen as a badge of honor and can boost your status in the community.
Bro, I just got SHREMPED by a top trader on Twitter. My follower count and DMs are blowing up!”
Shremped by Shrempster October 15, 2024
Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.
You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.
shrimped baby by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007
when a pile of shrimp is left carelessly in a place it shouldn't be
"Hey did you hear ConnorEatsPants got shrimped?"
"Yeah, didn't he say it was Weston Koury?"
shrimped by firingdegrading June 14, 2021
An expression used to describe a person who was just made to feel little of themselves by a particularly harsh insult. Replacing words such as owned, bitched, burned, told, chopped, etc. Derived from shrimp which (even jumbo) are small and frail.

It is the word to describe someone who has just been made to feel small, puny, a bitch, insignificant, a loser, and anything else along those lines.
Instead of: "you just got owned"

Say: "Shripmed!

When Daytona 50 yr old townie try to pick up a dayton college girl and gets completely rejected he has just been SHRIMPED.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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