A specific subset of kink existing at the three way intersection of facial hair, ogre, and nut preferences. The Shrekstachio enthusiast commonly has at least a beginner's knowledge of photo editing, used to produce the many green-skinned Hulk Hogan posters necessary to sustain the aficionado's appetite for That Green Nut.

"Holy hell, did you see the new Shrek 14 trailer?"
"You're only excited because you're into that Shrekstachio shit , Brenda."

Shrekstachio by Thickicka September 4, 2018

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Shrekita

Shrekita is a girls name, to be clear, a foreign name found in ancient history books. It's a lovely name that I wish to bring back in this century.

Friends:Hi shrekita I love your name

Shrekita: Thanks

Shrekita by Fajerr September 30, 2020

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shreksting

when u send shrek pics via online platforms ykyk like dicksword (discord btw)

sanuda: hey bbg wanna do some shreksting tonight ;))
girly wirly: yes ofc ofc ofcccccc

shreksting by masked monk fr November 2, 2020

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shristan

a hot gorgeous friend, probably a red head with long hair and is obsessed with tiktoc and slomos, also is a unipotato.

person 1: wow look at that hot shristan
person 2: wow shes so hot
*plz pass this through, i beg*

shristan by shristankellyfan101 October 16, 2018

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