His highest achievement is not applying to the Wharton School of Business. He creates a concoction of caffeine and chemicals with the intent of pulling an all-nighter, but proceeds to play Minecraft until 4 am. Questions why his term paper received a failing grade when the word-editor gave it a score of 14%. Overall one of the best friends you can have, but sometimes you may find yourself questioning your morality when he procrastinates another assignment.
*Is playing Minecraft at two in the morning*
Friend: Why are you pulling a Shritan?
The most beautiful woman you will ever meet. Occasionally a Marie but she's definitely irreplaceable. One of a kind. If you are lucky enough to get her. Do everything possibly to keep her.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."