Shrektane 

A lesser octane of gasoline collected, sourced or distributed from a depository/gas dispensary/gas station owned by a NETSO or half NETSO. Usually of lesser quality due to its vicinity to NETSO juice.

Fuck I think I just filled up my car with Shrektane! It won’t start, complains and it’s collecting unemployment now.

Shrektane by realslimkfarmachusetts October 6, 2023

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

Shrektile Dysfunction by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

Shrekianity 

a religion. Worshiping shrek as a god

I follow shrekianity

Shrekianity by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

shrekage 

Only the upmost type of wreckage to truly describe ones situation .It is dervived from 'shrek'd' and 'Wreckage'. This can only be used when one has no other way of explaining the wreckage one has just received.

' bro he just delivered some hardcore shrekage'

shrekage by Theswagyeti March 9, 2015

shrekianity 

The belief and or serving/ praise of shrek.

I converting from scientology to shrekianity!

shrekianity by Ze Boyz June 1, 2016

Shrektastic

When some thing is the best ever

That’s so Shrektastic

Shrektastic by BigIanDries June 3, 2018