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a shrek-head is a person who is big, fat, and mean to you and is generally used by little kids

little girl 1: hahaha i took away your juice box and you can't get it back!!!!!

little girl 2: GIVE IT BACK YOU, YOU Shrek-head.

shrek-head by fefe<3 October 13, 2012

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Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 5, 2022

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Shred Head

Much like road head Shred Head is the act of giving a blow job whilst skiing or snowboarding.

I hit the slopes with my girl and I total got some shred head.

Shred Head by AndyIsABitch February 22, 2015

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shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

shred head by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

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Shred Head

When you get a blow job or the good suck from someone with braces.

My hommie gave me some good shred head yesterday, but now my meat is all cut up.

Shred Head by Drew p. Wiener February 11, 2019

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shrekhead

A person who possess an unusually large head.

Wasson shrekhead, the bowling alley called and they want your head back.

shrekhead by Jonah92 December 7, 2018

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Shrekhead

A blow job that is performed in a swamp.

Yo dude, she was so nasty, she gave me shrekhead.

Shrekhead by Ohyoufoundouuuut March 8, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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