Shreat

A threat/word that makes someone's pickle tingle

"She just said a Shreat to me and i think my pickle tingled"

by eijieishekie August 11, 2018

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shredtastic

A sic day on the hill with powder and full body awesomeness

Boss: you want to skip work and going boarding tomorrow?

Me: shredtastic, dudette. 9:30 chairlift, be there or be square. Werd werd werd

by DaRoof Fiddler February 12, 2019

shpeath

A shpeath is someone who is the opposite of what most people consider a friend. Just a general trashy human being to put it short. Character traits include, really sensitive to jokes or anything, saying sexual comments about siblings, no feelings, constantly lying, and being a bit of a sociopath.

"Shpeath is a dick head", Said Jim.
"Yeah, I totally agree.", replied Bob.

by cornpop241 February 27, 2019

Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

Shrekt

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.

Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!

by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014

shrektual

Sexual shrek.

He is being so shrektual lately.

by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015