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A shpeath is someone who is the opposite of what most people consider a friend. Just a general trashy human being to put it short. Character traits include, really sensitive to jokes or anything, saying sexual comments about siblings, no feelings, constantly lying, and being a bit of a sociopath.
"Shpeath is a dick head", Said Jim.
"Yeah, I totally agree.", replied Bob.
shpeath by cornpop241 February 27, 2019
Related Words

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers 

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.
That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.

streatham 

A town in the borough of Lambeth, South London. A humming metropolis if crack cocaine or sniffing glue takes your fancy, a dreary dead end town if you are not. If you see a hot woman in Streatham, DO approach her. She is almost certainly lost.
"Do you live in Streatham?"
"Yes"
"Are you a crackhead?"
"No"
"Tough shit man"
streatham by Kid Raf September 9, 2005

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

penal sheath 

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.
Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.
penal sheath by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Banter Sheath 

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
Banter Sheath by babadobey January 4, 2010