Shreather 

Shredding weather. Weather conducive to shredding one's face off. Preferably on a board but skates, skis, and other shredable items will suffice. Activity dependent. For instance, Surfing shreather would be warm and still air with big swells. Skateboarding shreather would be moderately cool. Snowboarding shreather would be light snow.

Grab your board, the Shreather is awesome.

Shreather by gammaradiation February 22, 2011

screathers 

Screathers is a combination of two words; scratch (adjective) and feathers (noun). Put together making the word: SCREATHERS.

Screathers, a term not developed or coined from the mind of a human, but rather the genius of a one pound, 'red butt chicken' (African Grey Parrot) named Einstein (Talking Texan Parrot). He is 24 year's young and has a vocabulary better than most people. Einstein's fame came when Youtube. when it was just in its infancy, back in the mid 2000's, He has his on Youtube Channel and can be found across most social media platforms.

Einstein - " I want screather's "

It's been a long day, it's screathers time!

screathers by Otto.man November 11, 2021

Sheathed Shandy 

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

Sheathed Shandy by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

Sweather 

Sweater Weather.
Usually in Fall weather that is perfect for a sweater.

Person one: The air is crisp today.
Person two: Oh yea, it's sweather already.

Sweather by Velvet Ribbon Boutique Boston August 30, 2009

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

shleather 

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

shleather by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

shmeater 

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019