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Shrainin 

Use when it's rainin.
Shrainin.

Shtaining 

When your tired and stoned and suddenly feel too fucked to do anything else so you sleep or when your to busy to game.

Also a one word question.
“I’m shtaining boys, getting head down”

“Shtaining time lads, going bed”

Tony: “shtaining?”
Joe: “Yeah mate, might be on later tho”
Shtaining by JoseppiH March 30, 2020

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.
Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

e-straining order 

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook
Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."
e-straining order by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007

straining 

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
straining by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006

E-straining Order 

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
E-straining Order by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009