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It's raining cats and dogs 

It's raining very hard
It's raining cats and dogs outside right now

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.
P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you
john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!
Word of the Day on July 28, 2022

slaining 

to push your bike when you could / should be riding it.
slain (to), slaining.

I saw Joe the other day, he was slaining.

"aren't you riding there?" "Nah bro, I'm gonna slain it."
slaining by frederico February 7, 2014

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.
Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"