24 definitions by Johnston McKenzie

(Noun) News that's not new.
Weekend news was a schnews.

After dinner i'll check the news even though it's probably a shnews.
by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023
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When you can't get out of bed because you're visited by a dove.
by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023
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A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.
by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023
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Use when it's rainin.
Shrainin.
by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023
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