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When a female sprays shit while both farting & queefing in unison

Brett & I had sex after dinner last night, while he was pounding me I shquarted. There was a bit of mess though it didn’t bother him at all

Shquart by Upsadaisy October 28, 2018

Words you can keep

Squarturing

Verb: When someone grabs their foreskin and squeezes, making a farting sound.

Yo who's making that farting noise?

Oh that's just artur.

That's Nasty dude, stop squarturing

Squarturing by Doodjrb ysicnv April 26, 2016

Related Words

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Squart

The noise made and unsatisfactory delivery of the contents of a squeezy bottle sauce if it has not been stored correctly, vertically on its cap. Etymology squirt and fart.

The squarting ketchup prompted aunt Nelly to hurriedly open the windows during last Fridays dinner party

Squart by leguy September 16, 2008

Squart

A contraction of "squished" or "squat," and "short;" used to define an object or creature that looks as if it has been squished comically short, but without damaging or injuring the entity.

I pressed the cutting board down into the top of the loaf of bread that now it looks squart.

Squart by Old Man Dave June 11, 2021

Shquats

Shquats is drinking a shot of liquor while doing a squat.

Went to the bar instead of the gym for an evening of shquats

Shquats by Niezzy March 19, 2019

squarters

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

squarters by deloreanguy December 2, 2020

Squart

The unintended, and typically powerful, expulsion of gas thru the anus that occurs when one is doing heavy squats in the gym. Occurs at any age, but becomes more pronounced, uncontrolled, and liquid after the age of 50. May also occur on any other heavy lift, but must be unintended (otherwise, it is just a standard, run-of-the-mill fart).

Last time I was in the gym, I squarted so loud that it cleared everyone out and I had the gym to myself for the rest of the day.

Squart by The Blue Darter March 9, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026