Shquart

When a female sprays shit while both farting & queefing in unison

Brett & I had sex after dinner last night, while he was pounding me I shquarted. There was a bit of mess though it didn’t bother him at all

by Upsadaisy October 28, 2018

Squarturing

Verb: When someone grabs their foreskin and squeezes, making a farting sound.

Yo who's making that farting noise?

Oh that's just artur.

That's Nasty dude, stop squarturing

by Doodjrb ysicnv April 26, 2016

Squart

The noise made and unsatisfactory delivery of the contents of a squeezy bottle sauce if it has not been stored correctly, vertically on its cap. Etymology squirt and fart.

The squarting ketchup prompted aunt Nelly to hurriedly open the windows during last Fridays dinner party

by leguy September 16, 2008

Squart

A contraction of "squished" or "squat," and "short;" used to define an object or creature that looks as if it has been squished comically short, but without damaging or injuring the entity.

I pressed the cutting board down into the top of the loaf of bread that now it looks squart.

by Old Man Dave June 11, 2021

Shquats

Shquats is drinking a shot of liquor while doing a squat.

Went to the bar instead of the gym for an evening of shquats

by Niezzy March 19, 2019

squarters

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

by deloreanguy December 2, 2020

Squart

The unintended, and typically powerful, expulsion of gas thru the anus that occurs when one is doing heavy squats in the gym. Occurs at any age, but becomes more pronounced, uncontrolled, and liquid after the age of 50. May also occur on any other heavy lift, but must be unintended (otherwise, it is just a standard, run-of-the-mill fart).

Last time I was in the gym, I squarted so loud that it cleared everyone out and I had the gym to myself for the rest of the day.

by The Blue Darter March 9, 2019