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Shquater 

People who have identified a person's urban dictionary account to ship some nasty submarine conspiracy about the account users love/sex life. Shquaters act like the know what they are taking about, in terms of keeping trolls in the dungeons, but Shquaters are a most heinous for of troll.
Shquater #1: Diamonddick9 finna ruin his reputation with the Inverted 69
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
Shquater by DiamondDick9 June 11, 2022
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Squaterpotamus 

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.
Have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I let Mia use it, but I’m not sure if she returned my Squaterpotamus.
Squaterpotamus by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

squaterpotamus 

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.
Hey Bob, have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I lent it to Mia the other day. She said she returned it, but I can’t find my Squaterpotamus anywhere!
squaterpotamus by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019
1. At one time a welcome guest who has overstayed his/her welcome.

2. One who hovers over as if to guard. Sometimes a sexual partner from what you intended as a one night stand, or that you dumped and won't take a hint, can become a squater and soon become a cockblocker.
Dude, you said your cousin was just gonna be here for a couple of days. He's become a squater and has been here two weeks now.

I thought I would just fuck her once, but now she keeps squating on me at the club and is becoming a real cockblock.
squater by hotbuddha December 28, 2005
Noun. A beat up car in the illadel usally a buick, osmobile or a cutty. A lil something to roll in while your on the come up
I'm gonna cop a squater; so I can stack my dough, car notes are for suckas.
squater by Ken215 June 26, 2006
one a' dem guyz dat dont gotta houz so dey try go inda bushes an' dey try like make one houz outta cardbor' and shit like ova' at ma'a'laia docks. den dee guy dat ons da propahtee try make 'em go way.

PROPER MAINLANDER ENGLISH VERSION: A homeless individual who obtains the need for destandardized housing so he trespasses onto another individuals property and attepts to live there undetected.
Ho shit dat one bruddah owns dah pineapple fields finda bucha squattahs (squaters) in hees place!
squater by who the fuck knows? January 29, 2006

Squatergate 

No, the oter definition speled Squatergate right!!1
Squatergate by dUpduPdupDupd November 18, 2020