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The unintended, and typically powerful, expulsion of gas thru the anus that occurs when one is doing heavy squats in the gym. Occurs at any age, but becomes more pronounced, uncontrolled, and liquid after the age of 50. May also occur on any other heavy lift, but must be unintended (otherwise, it is just a standard, run-of-the-mill fart).
Last time I was in the gym, I squarted so loud that it cleared everyone out and I had the gym to myself for the rest of the day.
by The Blue Darter March 09, 2019
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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The noise made and unsatisfactory delivery of the contents of a squeezy bottle sauce if it has not been stored correctly, vertically on its cap. Etymology squirt and fart.
The squarting ketchup prompted aunt Nelly to hurriedly open the windows during last Fridays dinner party
by leguy September 04, 2006
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When you squirt so hard that you accidentally fart at the same time
Joe: I was having sex with my girl last night, and as she was squirting, she let out a big fart!

Josh: DUDE. SHE SQUARTED? THATS NASTY BRO.
by fallonharrod June 15, 2016
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When a person is constipated, and his or her fart must be squeezed past the offending bunged up turd.

squeezed fart = squart.
"ive got terrible wind, but because im constipated i can only manage a squart"
by Mc Buzzell January 21, 2016
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When someone has a wet fart, that you can't control.
Poo juice may be formed in ones arse.
Person 1: What the fuck was that!

Person 2: My bad....That was my squart

Person 1: righhhtttt.....
by Squarter June 10, 2008
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When a man squirts a quart of cum!
I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!
by Peter Crammer August 07, 2006
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