1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
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- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.
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To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.
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Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.
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To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.
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Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
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Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.
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Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.
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He is a shplotzy man.
Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.
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Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.
Adjective: -
He is a shplotzy man.
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by lickadick69 July 12, 2014
Get the schlotzsky mug.a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.
A:The party last night was tight
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
by Straight Funky March 4, 2008
Get the schplitzer mug.A German word for insulting women. It's half Schlampe and half Fotze, mainly used in northern Germany. Similar to slut and bitch.
by el sombrero dos August 17, 2006
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Get the Schlotz mug.The maximum possible reaction, either good or bad. Schlotz is mainly used to describe the manner in which you will react to prospective circumstances. Schlotzing, although not as common a term, can be used in certain circumstances. Schotzed is not to be used.
"If I win the lottery, I'm gonna schlotz."
"If I fail this test, I'm gonna schlotz."
"Man, don't go near him right now. He's freaking schlotzing!"
"If I fail this test, I'm gonna schlotz."
"Man, don't go near him right now. He's freaking schlotzing!"
by Kyle Gray April 17, 2006
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