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The sound diarrhea makes what it comes out too fast into the toilet. The sound of your rectum draining of its smelly waist. The sound of chunky splashes falling into a porcelain bowl.
I kept hearing my brother in the bathroom Shplapp, and I couldn't sleep.
Shplapp by Wagony WigWag July 7, 2011
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Splapp-Me-Do

Splapp-me-do is a video and game/quiz maker, mostly known for his game the impossible quiz, of which he has made two versions. If one looks in to his works more closely, however, you can find he has made several flash-animations, at least one of which has been referenced in the impossible quiz. Truly a crazy guy, Splapp-me-do's favorite kind of humor is of the most vulgar kind, yet it can also range to very innocent (See "Elephants Don't Like Mice," on the impossible quiz 1).
Splapp-Me-Do's infamous the impossible quiz is an internet phenomenon; his flash animations and tricky questions are amusing and impossibly frustrating.

Of all the webrities I would like to meet, Splapp-Me-Do would have to be one of the top 3, for his comic genius and insanity - he must be fun to hang out with.

Girl: "Ugh, the impossible quiz is so frustrating!"
Boy: "I know, Splapp-Me-Do must be an evil genius!"
Splapp-Me-Do by Katarin Valkyri March 14, 2009
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Shlappy Depressants 

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
a girl who wears skanky clothing and is popular and thinks she can fit in anywhere
check out that chick in the tiny miniskirt! she is such a shlappa
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saplapper 

A slang term for lesbian. Describes the licking of oozing sap from knot holes in a tree that happen to resemble the female sex organ- thus saplapper- one who licks "sap" from "knot holes" in "trees."
Lauren's such a saplapper, she'd eat out all day long if she could!
saplapper by thepiedpiper March 4, 2008

Shplappers

The act of getting fucked up and not knowing what else to say because your brain is physically not functioning from the inhalation of marijuana/other recreational drugs and/or alcohol. Also used to describe anything and everything that you happen to find funny during that said time. It can also replace the word JK (see ex)
Geoff is about to shoot a beer pong shot.... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Paul: I just took a hit off that bubbler, damn I feel good... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Miller I hate your guts!... "SHPLAPPERS"!
Shplappers by Dan Coffee November 16, 2009
1. A long range shot made in basketball
2. Nickname for University of Miami(FL) guard Jack McClinton
"Did you see Ellington last night? He was just splappa splappa splappa all night"

"Jack 'Splappa' McClinton is just nailing his shots today"
Splappa by ACCman March 22, 2009
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