Shplappers

The act of getting fucked up and not knowing what else to say because your brain is physically not functioning from the inhalation of marijuana/other recreational drugs and/or alcohol. Also used to describe anything and everything that you happen to find funny during that said time. It can also replace the word JK (see ex)

Geoff is about to shoot a beer pong shot.... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Paul: I just took a hit off that bubbler, damn I feel good... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Miller I hate your guts!... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Shplappers by Dan Coffee November 16, 2009

throat slappers 

Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.

Cf. Chin slappers

If you blow that guy it's best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.

throat slappers by syrofox February 10, 2007

cement slappers 

grippers aka dogs aka feet ya kno the thing with toes yeah they do be slappin dat cement

“Did you see Sally’s cement slappers? THEY WERE HUGE!!!” - Aaron

cement slappers by grobnarsinglecheekduponafriday September 9, 2022

Pastie Slappers 

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

Pastie Slappers by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

saplapper 

A slang term for lesbian. Describes the licking of oozing sap from knot holes in a tree that happen to resemble the female sex organ- thus saplapper- one who licks "sap" from "knot holes" in "trees."

Lauren's such a saplapper, she'd eat out all day long if she could!

saplapper by thepiedpiper March 4, 2008

slapperstick 

Owen Dunne 2PB1

Bro that’s slapperstick

slapperstick by 95k95 March 7, 2021

Salami slappers 

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

Salami slappers by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018