Shpizi 

A German soda that is a mixture of Coca Cola and Fanta.

I mix my own Shpizi, the store-bought one tastes too fanta-y to me.

Shpizi by IsraeliChick December 24, 2009

spizikes 

The hottest kicks in the market it was designed by Spike lee. Its acombination of, the Jordan III (midsole), Jordan IV (Wings), Jordan V (Uppers), Jordan VI (Tongue), Jordan IX (Pull Tab) The cost of one pair is 175$$, you gotta cop this.

1- "you heard about the new spizikes?!"
2- "yeah, i gotta cop that shit."
1- "i heard its 175 for one pair"
2- "who cares its the hottest kicks around"

spizikes by blackcrown March 5, 2008

shizit 

A secret way to swear.

Thanks Dickie Roberts!

That's a lot of shizit!

shizit by Trixie April 29, 2004

shizifist

A shizifist is an experimentally minded individual that is concerned with the observation, participation and exploration of extreme anal phenomena. Going far beyond simple thought experiments, shizifists set out to participate and explore what other kinksters can only imagine in the deepest darkest corners of their minds. A shizifist's studies pertain only to the detailed conceptualization and realization of hardcore anal experimentation.

Jack: If ram my head up your ass and you fart will it shoot me out like a canon ball or will I be able to breathe it in and stay in there long enough to see that jizz I just blew in your mouth?

Amber: Fuck if I know....you're the shizifist!

shizifist by The Shizifist April 13, 2011

Shizitus 

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

Shizitus by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

holy fa-shizit 

A term used when a younger child is in the room, or if you dont like to cuss. Based on the term "Holy Shit" which is much more vulgar.

dude1: aww man, i just crapped my pants...
(little brother walks into room)
dude2: holy fa-shizit!

holy fa-shizit by thafranchise94 May 12, 2007

shizit 

secret word for swearing. It means shit.

"Holy shizit! Look at the size of that fucking chicken!"

shizit by isthisfuckingnametakin??? January 2, 2009