When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

by Big Duece March 18, 2009

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Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 08, 2009

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Shizing

When there is a mix of Rising and shining in one word

The girl’s grade was shizing .

by Twig1234 October 26, 2022

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