shizifist

A shizifist is an experimentally minded individual that is concerned with the observation, participation and exploration of extreme anal phenomena. Going far beyond simple thought experiments, shizifists set out to participate and explore what other kinksters can only imagine in the deepest darkest corners of their minds. A shizifist's studies pertain only to the detailed conceptualization and realization of hardcore anal experimentation.

Jack: If ram my head up your ass and you fart will it shoot me out like a canon ball or will I be able to breathe it in and stay in there long enough to see that jizz I just blew in your mouth?

Amber: Fuck if I know....you're the shizifist!

shizifist by The Shizifist April 13, 2011

Shitinist 

One who defecates in abundance.

...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.

Shitinist by Boph Yall January 17, 2011

Shitfisted 

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

Shitfisted by devilace July 24, 2009

shizznisticate 

1.the act of shizznistication, 2.to be a shizznisticator or to be shizznisticating, 3.to allow a situation become shizznistigatory.

Adding an element of shit to the game.
The way that George W. Bush won the election was definitley shizznistication and he is definitley a shizznisticator of the highest order.

shizznisticate by WILLPOWER@USA May 10, 2004

shitirist 

a satirist with shitty humor.

Your satire is too shitty, better you call yourself a shitirist instead of a satirist.

shitirist by Taurian March 15, 2021

shitfister 

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

shitfister by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

shitfisting by funiek March 1, 2014