A shizifist is an experimentally minded individual that is concerned with the observation, participation and exploration of extreme anal phenomena. Going far beyond simple thought experiments, shizifists set out to participate and explore what other kinksters can only imagine in the deepest darkest corners of their minds. A shizifist's studies pertain only to the detailed conceptualization and realization of hardcore anal experimentation.
Jack: If ram my head up your ass and you fart will it shoot me out like a canon ball or will I be able to breathe it in and stay in there long enough to see that jizz I just blew in your mouth?
Amber: Fuck if I know....you're the shizifist!
Amber: Fuck if I know....you're the shizifist!
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the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
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