Shizitus 

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

Shizitus by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

shiznituss 

shiznituss another way to say shit that sounds sophisticated.

Holly shiznituss did you see that?

shiznituss by pinkdaisy January 23, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008