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Penis Sharpening 

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When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
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Showpening • showering • sharpening • Sharpening the pencil • shappening • shookening • Schoopening • sharpening my mustache • Sharpening The Blade • Sharpening your diamond

Schoopening

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A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball
We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening
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sharpening the pencil 

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the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.
sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010
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Showering like a rape victim 

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This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
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sharpening my mustache

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Smoking weed
I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.
sharpening my mustache by Joesippy November 12, 2014
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Showering Orangutans 

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Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.
Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.
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