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Shower Toy 

A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.
Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor
Shower Toy by Irish Bobby March 19, 2008

toy soldier shower 

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship
Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

Toyam Shower 

Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.
Toyam Shower by BV69BV March 30, 2017

showerboy 

Similar to a showergirl. Basically, it's a male recipient of the famed and disgusting golden shower.
Bitch, youhs my showerboy!
showerboy by zoeyainthowuspellit January 8, 2008

showerboy 

one who likes to get his groove on in and out of the shower. A showerboy will groove it out under any circumstance!
Its just like when you have to go to Danny's in Windsor, and you are so flustered with all the action going on, and then a showerboy turns the heat up even more, with a thrustful pelvic giration.
showerboy by Josh November 10, 2004

ShowerTower 

Showertower - when you go for a shower and put showergel on your fingers and slide them into your starfish
No mate cant today need to go home and have a showertower
ShowerTower by RealEstateSlang December 28, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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