by BV69BV April 21, 2017
Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)
Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.
by BV69BV August 24, 2017
An abbreviation for "Automated Toyam Machine." A pocket pussy (or fleshlight) attached to a robotic machine which acts as an automatic masturbatory device.
Ben bought a ATM and set it up in our living room. At least the Automated Toyam Machine comes with a jizz collector, otherwise I think I would move out.
by BV69BV April 21, 2017
Ben's shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. But don't think he only masturbates in the shower. He also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and I even caught him once in the doghouse. Bailey was NOT happy.
by BV69BV July 28, 2017
When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.
by BV69BV July 27, 2017
Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.
by BV69BV May 02, 2017
All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.
by BV69BV May 02, 2017