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Toyam Career

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.
Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
by BV69BV September 5, 2017
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Toyam Face

The face one makes while they orgasm.
Ben is so desensitised, that his toyam face is the same facial expression he gets when engrossed in The Walking Dead.
by BV69BV July 30, 2017
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Toyam Spurt

The forceful ejaculate of semen that comes out of one's penis. Usually caused by masturbation.
Ben's shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. But don't think he only masturbates in the shower. He also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and I even caught him once in the doghouse. Bailey was NOT happy.
by BV69BV July 30, 2017
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Toyam Shower

Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.
by BV69BV March 30, 2017
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Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.
Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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PTSD

Acronym for Post Toyam Spurt Depression; the empty feeling one gets after masturbating.
Ben masturbates so much, he hasn't gotten PTSD since he was in 1st grade.
by BV69BV June 8, 2017
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