BV69BV's definitions

Toyam Face

The face one makes while they orgasm.

Ben is so desensitised, that his toyam face is the same facial expression he gets when engrossed in The Walking Dead.

by BV69BV July 30, 2017

PTSD

Acronym for Post Toyam Spurt Depression; the empty feeling one gets after masturbating.

Ben masturbates so much, he hasn't gotten PTSD since he was in 1st grade.

by BV69BV June 8, 2017

Toyam Dump

The act of masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

Ben likes taking Toyam Dumps. I'm not sure why, but he does.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Career

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.

Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

Two Cups; One Toyam

The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.

All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)

Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.

by BV69BV August 24, 2017