When you get an erection in the shower, probably because you constantly masturbate whilst in their or because you just soaped up ur penis and balls and the massaging made it harden.
While I was having a shower, I took a handful of liquid soap and rubbed it all over my penis. The sensation was awsome and I got a Shower Tower in seconds. I was like hey why not. I wanked off nice and fast with my lubricated dick and the orgasm was great as I didnt have to worry about where the jizz flew.
Guy 1: Dude Andy and I Eifel Towered a bittie last night.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, well me and Tony Eifel Towered a bittie in the shower.
Guy 1: Shower Tower, no way!
When someone lets a fart rip that is so disgusting it causes one or more people to prematurely exit their shower and possibly with soap still on their body.
Man, my wife dropped a showerfowler this morning and I had to bail. I think some soap dried on my back and now I’m itchy as hell.
Or
Boy and I feeling rough, too much Guinness and hot wings last night. Accidentally hit myself with a showerfowler this morning and I actually puked in my mouth while bailing out.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.