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Shower Tower 

When you get an erection in the shower, probably because you constantly masturbate whilst in their or because you just soaped up ur penis and balls and the massaging made it harden.
While I was having a shower, I took a handful of liquid soap and rubbed it all over my penis. The sensation was awsome and I got a Shower Tower in seconds. I was like hey why not. I wanked off nice and fast with my lubricated dick and the orgasm was great as I didnt have to worry about where the jizz flew.
Shower Tower by Callum69 June 13, 2009

ShowerGrower 

(n.) A male who has large flaccid penis, but also grows into an even larger hard penis.
Guy1: I’m a Grower, not a shower, 3 inches flaccid, 7 inches hard, solid Dong.

Guy2: Nice, I’m a shower, what you see, is what you get.

Guy3: I’m a ShowerGrower, what you see is just the tip of the ice berg, it Shows, and Grows.

Guy1/2: :0
ShowerGrower by StoneColdSaidSo June 21, 2022

Shower Tower 

The action of Eifel Towering a girl while in the shower
Guy 1: Dude Andy and I Eifel Towered a bittie last night.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, well me and Tony Eifel Towered a bittie in the shower.
Guy 1: Shower Tower, no way!
Shower Tower by PerfectStorm May 6, 2009

Showerfowler 

When someone lets a fart rip that is so disgusting it causes one or more people to prematurely exit their shower and possibly with soap still on their body.
Man, my wife dropped a showerfowler this morning and I had to bail. I think some soap dried on my back and now I’m itchy as hell.

Or

Boy and I feeling rough, too much Guinness and hot wings last night. Accidentally hit myself with a showerfowler this morning and I actually puked in my mouth while bailing out.
Showerfowler by Bam2it September 17, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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