buzz's definitions

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

by buzz January 5, 2005

check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003

Toadie

Drunk. Having lost time with no recollection. Creatively blonde.

I really pulled a Toadie this weekend!

by Buzz February 9, 2005

BuZz3r

1.A very large cow that smells like a ronchy pig.
2.A fat persons ass.
3.A large pimple on a horses ass.

1.You mom is a BuZz3r.
2.You dad has a BuZz3r.
3.Your mom and your like to eat a BuZz3R

by BuZz October 28, 2004

snail print

The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.

Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.

Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.

by Buzz October 18, 2006

arsetex

The render of shit left on the back of the toilet after a heavy night of beer and a Vindaloo

"After that ruby last night i gave the bog a good coat of arsetex!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003

pull wool

the act/art of kicking your game to a honey to get her to show you her gash. in this case wool is synonymous with gash.

Yo, Steve is pulling more wool than a sheep farmer.

Pull any wool last night? Nah, there was hellagash up in there, but mad buttafaces so I went home to get one.

by buzz August 12, 2003