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Carpinteria

place in southern california near mountains and sea.......
lots of marijuana is smoked here...
has a school named CHS...
quotes from carpinteria:

"its diddy fool"
"naw fool"
"snotcha way"
"Get get get"
"let me get that apple"
"anyone have any money"
"dude im so lit"
"your mom goes to college"
"go warriors"
"mofo"
"yewwwwwwwwwwww"
"noooo its broncville overthere"
"get your dome"
"hey hey hey... dirty..."
"hey hey hey.. a b c d e f g.."
"get to class"
"so are we gonna rage"
"sonnnnnnn"
"im your daddy"
Carpinteria by Institutionalized January 22, 2005

Carpinteria

Carpinteria, California, sounds peaceful.
Marijuana, Booz
1) town where people get shorter every year
2) home of the noctorious CX3
3) home of the noctorious STD
4) home of the horrible L.O.G. ewww
5) secs include punks, surfers, the ampitheater gang, metal heads, outcast, and what not

6) CHS milk water USA
more carp quotes:

"thuglife"
"jukie"
"nehow"
"FAB"
"nigga"
"stupid asian"
"stupid mexican"
"jew"
"scrut"
"cliche"
"douche"
"domestead"
"pedofile"
"eeeee squirrel"
"how post are you?"
"legalize"
"balla"
"shoal head"
"get 'em"
"get your dome fool"
"(name) sports"
"beat bishop"
"school is gay"
" Z on that one"
"FTP"
"rager on saturday"
Carpinteria by Institutionalized January 22, 2005

Carpinteria

Small coastal town in Southern California with a nice beach.
Has ridiculously overpriced housing. Population wise, it has an above average ratio of assholes to normal people.
Also known as the left armpit of SoCal.
Carpinteria is such a backward town. Glad I got out of that shitful place.
Carpinteria by naknumm August 29, 2007

Carpinteria

A vErY hIgH lItTlE tOwN!
quotes:

"I'm so lit!"
"Yeah, guy."
"KEGGER!"
"Where's all the bitches at?"
"Get lit"
"Let's go kick it in the creek!"
"Fuckin crackheads!"
"Crack whore!"
"Yeah, there's a crackhead"
Carpinteria by C-Sizzle April 2, 2005

Carpinteria Senior High School 

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings
Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*

Carpinteria middle school 

(Cms)Basically TPL kids that don’t surf and think they are cool but really they are just beaners in Gucci and AirPods and think they are good at everything. Also they vape in the classroom because they think it’s cool to hurt there lungs
Kid:Hey look it’s a middle school

Other kid:Oh shit it’s carpinteria middle school let’s get the vapes and pretend to be a cool beaner
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