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shockbait 

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.
Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
shockbait by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023
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Shockith is a commonly used term among sociopaths that are too extra to use the term "shocked" or "shookith". Avoid these people at all costs.
"I'm so shockith."
Shockith by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019

ShockHat734 

ShockHat734 (or ShockHat) is a slapstick Machinima channel created on 2018 with 20k+ subscribers (as of April 2022) who makes GMOD parodies focused on Kirby, as well as parodying various Kirby games. His content is inspired by older SM64 Machinimas.
“ShockHat734” is my favorite Blooper channel. It reminds me of SMG4’s golden days.
ShockHat734 by Ansbachwolf April 27, 2022

Wooldoor Sockbat 

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
Wooldoor Sockbat by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004
A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome
Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets
shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha! 

1. Nemo's name in Finding Nemo according to Gill, Bloat, Bubbles, and Gurgle.

2. What is yelled with someone throws an awesome strike in bowling.
1. Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.

2. *Celia bowls a strike*
Team- "SHARKBAIT HOO HA HA!"

shockmaster 

to make an outrageous debut and fail in the process of debuting.
Fred Ottman pulled the quintessential shockmaster when his mask fell off while falling through the broken wall.
shockmaster by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004