Shortstump 

Some person that is short.

Gopher boy : Hey Shortstump!! (Continues to laugh I'm garbage)
River: why do you hate me so much?
Gopher boy: Shortstump.

Hey my brother who is 6'6 tall dark and sometimes handsome, shortstump.

Shortstump by Michael Pichael November 16, 2021

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

Canadian Shortstop by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009

shortstop 

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

shortstop by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

Shortstop 

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

Shortstop by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Shortstop 

In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.

Shortstop by Pauliver October 26, 2003

Shortstop 

Street terminology for a hustler or a player.

I'm looking for a local shortstop to score some _____. Where can I find one?

(Usually is said to someone already involved in whatever ____ is.)

Shortstop by Phaedrus4th June 20, 2012