A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.
Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**
Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a coldbeer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.
"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."