Shortcrim

A ikea plank who has no titties to her, gets bullied a bit and can be nice also a mean bitch sometimes.

Retard: Lol Shortcrim mad

Shortcrim:Shut the fuck up

by NoIdeaWhatAPseudonymIs July 16, 2020

shortcomings

a deficiency, a flaw, an imperfection, fault, often concealed that impairs soundness.

Thank you for everything despite of my shortcomings you are still there to support me.

They share that character flaw of arrogance.

by Sharreyn August 14, 2006

shortcoming

A premature ejaculation.

He frequently suffers from shortcomings.

by Marquiwallio June 11, 2007

sexual shortcomings

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.

Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**

by Bad C dev November 19, 2022

shortcuming

Premature ejaculation

Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.

by AGF January 12, 2013

Shortarm

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.

"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"

by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

shortgrump

Commonly used to refer to someone who is 4'2" or below.

You see Emi? Yeah, shes a real shortgrump.

by TotallyNotNiji March 14, 2021