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shortcomings 

a deficiency, a flaw, an imperfection, fault, often concealed that impairs soundness.
Thank you for everything despite of my shortcomings you are still there to support me.

They share that character flaw of arrogance.
shortcomings by Sharreyn August 14, 2006

shortcoming 

A premature ejaculation.
He frequently suffers from shortcomings.
shortcoming by Marquiwallio June 11, 2007

sexual shortcomings 

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.
Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**
sexual shortcomings by Bad C dev November 19, 2022

shortcuming 

Premature ejaculation
Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.
shortcuming by AGF January 12, 2013

Shortarm 

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.
"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"
Shortarm by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

shortgrump

Commonly used to refer to someone who is 4'2" or below.
You see Emi? Yeah, shes a real shortgrump.
shortgrump by TotallyNotNiji March 14, 2021
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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