shartcramp

Shartcramp...that moment of total body paralysis when you realize you sharted and are afraid to move because a clump of turd may roll down your pants leg and be seen by your friends and or coworkers...can also apply to being afraid to move after afore mentioned shart due to fear of movement possibly wafting your stank around the room...

I had to sneeze while experiencing a full on shartcramp and was sure I'd turn my underwear into a chocolate shotgun shooting range.

shartcramp by Bigdog72 May 4, 2020

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sharecrapper

Office workers from other floors who migrate to the restroom on your floor in order to defecate. Sharecrappers occupy all the stalls, consume all the toilet paper, trash the sink areas and leave behind an inhuman, toxic odor. They typically show up in the mornings and after lunch, the usual busy times when you need to crunch. Sharecrappers are skittish, they avoid eye-contact and can be run off with just a stern glance due to their inherent lack of comfort with any type of human interaction.

"Man, the hipster in the man-bun from the twelfth floor is the worst sharecrapper ever! He uses a whole roll of TP , he never flushes and leaves a stink like you wouldn't believe!"

"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."

sharecrapper by Vesper47 March 29, 2017

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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