shortcummins

Less-than-satisfactory-performance aspects of a diesel engine.

Thanks to an unfortunate skid into a tree, Chad Maynard really banged up da driver's-side corner of his old red diesel-powered Dodge 2500 pickup, but he was still able to drive it afterwards and even haul super-heavy loads with it from his family's original "9252Life Off-Grid" backwoods-cabin to their newer fixer-upper family-sized dwelling --- absolutely no "shortcummins" in da truck's power department!

shortcummins by QuacksO September 4, 2026

shortcuming 

Premature ejaculation

Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.

shortcuming by AGF January 12, 2013

shortcummings 

(1) Flaws or inadequacies regarding ejaculation.
(2) Faults related to not depositing your jizz inside a woman's love-tunnel in a properly-timed or correctly-positioned manner, such as shooting your load before you get your cock all da way inside of her vagina, or being so eager and horny dat you spurt before you've even attained a full erection, and so your sperm comes out of only a "stubby" dick and thus does not reach fully to da back of her coochie da way she wants it.

Da term "shortcummings" could also refer to however many "secondary" ejaculations dat you manage to serve da lady wif subsequent to your having cum da first time; usually these "additional" outflows will be quite weak and minuscule compared to your initial release, and so they will definitely "fall short" of both parties' desires or expectations.

shortcummings by QuacksO July 3, 2023